Bourgeois Basheer – Basheer on Alcohol

While Basheer truly believes that the punishment in hell for the sin of alcohol is having the flesh peeled from one’s buttocks with hot iron tongs, he tends to enjoy a glass of cheap scotch every evening because it relaxes him, calms him down. Sometimes he gets so relaxed they have to pick him up from the floor and carry him to his bed. He drinks responsibly of course. He doesn’t drive when he’s passed out. He avoids morning hangovers by waking... Read More

Bourgeois Basheer – Basheer on Marriage

Hi, I am going to be writing these blogs on behalf of my good friend and mentor, Bourgeois Basheer, an upwardly mobile middle class resident of a northeastern suburban paradise. He can’t write these himself because he doesn’t know how to. He never paid enough attention in school; Basheer says if you pay enough money you don’t have to pay any attention. But we digress, wait, let me explain to him what that word means. So yeah, Basheer has been... Read More

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